Hollywood “Insider” EXPOSES ALL (Cults/Clones/MindControl And MORE)

http://whale.to/b/close7.html

http://doppels.proboards.com/thread/236?page=1

ACCORDING TO FORENSIC RESEARCHERS… JUSTIN BIEBER IS A WOMAN… SEE HOW SHE DID IT

 

15 Years Old Girl Survive Pizzagate Satanic Rituals Abuse

 

Pretty funny

 

http://palingates.blogspot.com/

Their announcements are quite amusing too:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced,


“People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”

*****

On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said,


“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

*****

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”

*****

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker:


“Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”

*****

“Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”

*****

“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”

*****

“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses..”

*****

“Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”

*****

Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said,


“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”

*****

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our airline”. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said,


“Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?”
“Why, no Ma’am,” said the pilot. “What is it?”
The little old lady said,
“Did we land, or were we shot down?”

*****

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing… If you can light ’em, you can smoke ’em.”

Thank you, Mrsgunka!

 

 

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